Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Stupid wanker 
(Adele asked me to write this. It took me 10 mins. If that. And it shows.)

Why are some men wankers,
they think they are so cool
when really they are just like
a stupid bloody fool
He thinks he is amazing
that everyone thinks he rocks
but the awful truth is
He smells like sweaty socks

He's a wanker,
He's a wanker,
And his head is like a block
He's a wanker,
He's a wanker,
and he has a tiny cock.

He swaggers down the pavement
winking at the girls
His clothes are impeccable
and his hair is all in curls
he walks into a bar
and orders lots of drinks
the people all around him
think he bloody stinks

He's a wanker,
He's a wanker,
And his head is like a block
He's a wanker,
He's a wanker,
and he has a tiny cock.

(dum dum dum guitar solo)

Waaaaaaanker
Waaaaaaanker
Waaaaaaanker
He has a tiny cock!
Waaaaaaanker
Waaaaaaanker
Waaaaaaanker
This song will now........stop.

// posted by TehHustler @ 9:29 PM


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