Time is a funny thing. Sometimes it goes slowly, sometimes it goes quickly. As an example, lets investigate the fact that time seems to run in a very weird way where I work. The morning goes very quickly, probably due to the fact that for the first two hours, all I do is read websites and check my emails. Then, the evening drags on and I get so fucking bored and pissed off. It's like theres a time dilation in my office that slows time down. How very gay.